Write a Virus that Scares Your Friends

Open notepad. Type this:

@echo off
echo OMFG YOU GOT A VIRUS.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo It will now begin to delete your files.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo Do you want to abort the deletion of your files?
pause
echo Wow you really fell for that. Pressing a key made the virus delete your account.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo deleting.......
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED. THERE IS NO VIRUS. YOU'RE JUST A N00B.
pause




Save this as gift.bat or anything else that ends in .bat and sounds like it's NOT a virus. This way, you can give a friend the file, and make them run it and then scare them silly. It's pretty entertaining.

Warning : Seriously, don't do these if someone is watching. They may be fun, but it's easy for someone to monitor your account. If they catch you, well, then you're screwed.